After watching \'The Wizard of Oz\' my eight year-old son asked \'Why are Munchkins so short?\' I replied they are not short they are vertically challenged. Well a couple of days later I was complaining about being 5\'4\" and was too short for our new full size van. My son sweetly replied that I was not to short and after a pause then said \"Just vertically Challenged.\"

This is a true stroy. Just proves that what you say can and will come back to bite you on the butt!!!!!