There was a blonde driving on a highway. She looks off to her right and sees another blonde in the middle of a wheat field in a boat, rowing with all her might. Angered, she pulls over, gets out of her car and stomps over to the edge of the field. 'It's blondes like you that give us a bad reputation!' she screams out to the blonde in the boat. 'So whatcha gonna do about it, huh?' the other blonde snapped back. 'Well...' the first blonde thought for a minute. 'Well, if I could swim, I'd go out there and teach you a lesson!'