Ok so this blonde is walking down the street......homeless, jobless, moneyless. She sees a sign that reads "EMPLOYEES NEEDED". She looks it over and says to herself "Why not?" She walks in and says to the manager, "Hi! I would like to apply for this job."
He says "Okay, just wait a moment. There are others applying for the job as well. Please fill out this form and you'll be called in shortly."
The blonde says, "Okay", and starts filling out the form. Next to her are two women, a red-head and a brunette. The red-head walks into the office and 10 minutes later comes out stomping her feet with a red-hot face. The brunette walks into the office and 5 minutes later walks out of the office with no expression on her face. Then the blonde gets called into the office. Five minutes later she skips out of the office hollering 'I GOT THE JOB! I GOT THE JOB!" she skips all the way home.
The next morning she comes back and works in the factory. Thirty minutes later, projected over the intercom is "WE HAVE A PROBLEM IN THE FACTORY. PLEASE COME IMMEDIATELY MANAGER" The manager goes into the factory and stares at all of the tickle-me-elmos. He notices that all of them have two marbles attached in between their legs. The manager says, "I told you to give them two TEST-TICKLES, not two TESTICLES!!!"